Christopher Columbus

People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.

You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?

by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021

Christopher Columbus

a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.

Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.

by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021

Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.

Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.

by NickM808 September 18, 2017

Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 8, 2021

Christopher Columbus

When you go to the bathroom in another department at work to leave the vilest shit possible.

I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.

by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023