Christele

The most gorgeous girl in the universe. Her lips are silk and her heart is as powerful as an ocean. Her compassion and affection are unparalleled while her own self image is humbling. She has an unnatural addiction to Sophia's Pancake house which is incredibly sexy. She loves staring into space, reading the Bible and working out when she needs alone time to gather her thoughts. Her favorite things are chocolate, fashion and cuddling with her big tiger boyfriend. She will stand up for her family, friends and faith, but most importantly herself. Dwight Howard and Bow Wow don't know what they're missing.

That is Christele over there, she's my girl forever.

by Tiger88 July 31, 2012

Christen Pressing

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.

Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.

by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christcels

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians

Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.

by Dripstein February 16, 2022

Christel

Cute, strong-willed, flirtatious and materialistic sometimes kind, sometimes selfish

You are cute but materialistic, such a christel!

by collio-1 January 19, 2011

Christel

1. Pure Sex
2. Stunning
3. God's gift to man

1. "That Aston Martin is looking real christel tonight"
2. "Looking real christel, babe"
3. "Baby, your such a christel"

by number-2 December 28, 2009

Christened

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)

"We christened my back seat last night."

by Nubsy December 13, 2009

Christler

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.

Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.

by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012