Chinese nigga urban dick chorizo

When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf

Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!

by Mr. BigBC May 22, 2020

Tucson Chorizo Cheves

When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.

Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.

by Geimi and Tara March 28, 2007

Bullet made of chorizo

Something spicy, fun, and dangerous, as per Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Tina: Well, I want people to think I'm spicy and fun and dangerous.
Gene: Like a bullet made of chorizo?

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

flaming chorizo

Hot flaming cock!

She was begging for my flaming chorizo!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022

Chocolate Chorizo

Big fat black caaack (cock) that has a heavy cum flow.

Pamela was ready all weekend to jump on chocolate chorizo.

That chocolate chorizo really put a pep in Pamela's step.

by ED2IS December 25, 2013

The Chorizo Butt Plug

The act of jackhammering copious amounts of chorizo into ones anus with a dick. Any dick will do.

Hey did you hear what happened to Jordan? Dude... He got all drunk with Scott the other night and ended up getting the chorizo butt plug! He said it hurt like shit and it was super messy!

Gross, whats that?

Look it up bro!

by ThatGuy739 December 6, 2010

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014