Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019

choof

1) fit lad !

1) a rare 1 off fit lad that is better than F.H.I.T or OOF

by HEATHER July 1, 2004

choof

the measure of the angle made when one's neck is broken.

"That's a 90 degree choof we're looking at here... it's a wonder his head didn't snap clean off... poor dead bastard."

by bitter_bluebird March 26, 2004

Choof-a-doodle-doo

The act of smoking directly after you wake up. (See: wake and bake)

Fiend 1 (@ 11 am): Are you tryna chong it out?
Fiend 2: Na, dawg. I choof-a-doodle-dooed when I woke up earlier.

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 June 9, 2017

Choofing at top speed in the ass

A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.

“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”

by Codizzle23 April 29, 2020

Choof

The sound a dog makes when it walks on the floor, with its paws.

My dog choofs over the carpet.

by Little Miss Nomer March 27, 2019