Children

I eat them.

I eat them children

by Ugly ass hoez December 27, 2019

Children

The devils spawn

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'

by I just sat on a pinapple April 06, 2016

Children

What is known as a broken condom and a mom's pain

Fred: Why are so many broken condoms on our couch
Fredrika: Call our children by our names, dear

by Niikeeeee March 08, 2016

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 31, 2019

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces January 22, 2012

Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 06, 2009