Children

The devils spawn

Man: what is those strange alien things
Woman: there my 'children'

by I just sat on a pinapple June 23, 2016

Children

What is known as a broken condom and a mom's pain

Fred: Why are so many broken condoms on our couch
Fredrika: Call our children by our names, dear

by Niikeeeee August 6, 2016

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 30, 2019

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces February 9, 2012

Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

children

the walking and breathing ad for safe sex

i wish i could of just gotten aids or something but god hates me so i got children

by RJ aka Rolla Stout January 5, 2009

children

Nature's way of saying, "You should have used a condom, fucktard!"

children

by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 26, 2010