dick chicken

a chicken that looks like a regular fat-ass chicken, but has an oversized dick for a head.

Guy 1: OMG! What the fuck is wrong with that chicken?

Guy 2: Nothing, its just my dick chicken....

by ifukdyermom March 2, 2009

chicken bone dick

a man, especially a David, who has a very small penis. It may resemble a chicken bone. The male is also very skinny and thinks he can play basketball.

Synonyms: Dick Face, Twin, etc.

Antonym: Some one who can play basketball, chode, etc.

Jane: YOOOOO! DID YOU SEE CHICKEN BONE DICK OVER THERE TRYING TO PICK UP THOSE GIRLS!!! THAT SMALL DICK LOSER HAS NO CHANCE!!
Samantha: You are so right!! lmao!!! lol

by Jane_Samantha February 1, 2017

dick chicken

a chicken that exterior body is covered with dicks. be them large,small, or black

l00kz m00m!!
@ dIcK cHIckEn =D

by Chronickid January 29, 2008

Suck dick chicken

A word used to describe an overall shitty experience

That assignment was just a huge platter of suck dick chicken.

by Ranchitup_2016 September 30, 2016

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

Dick Chicken

A game played by 2 or more heterosexual/homosexual men who pull out their penis and walk towards each other at the same time. The first person to chicken out is the loser but if their penis touch they both win.

Hey guys, who wants to play dick chicken?

by Grimmjow23.4 November 30, 2022

like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.

when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!

by ooter October 22, 2009