chickappatamus

An overly obese girl. 5'2 or shorter and 250 lbs plus with little to no neck.

OMG, do you see that girl? She can't can't see her toes and she's not even pregnant. What a chickappatamus.

by Toenail Cheese February 27, 2011

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Chicks dig the long ball

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.

Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.

by Beets by Dr. Shrute January 30, 2016

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chickstache

Off putting upper lip hair on a female, generally used with otherwise attrative females since who cares if they're ugly anyway.

"Dude, she's pretty hot except she's kind of got a chickstache."

by Nayrb July 28, 2008

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chicks over dicks

The female equivalent to the male saying "bros over hos." It means to put your ladies first, then your male partners second.

Girl one : You wanna party tonight ?
Girl two : I made plans with the bf, but hey, chicks over dicks, right ?

by Chiggx January 14, 2008

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Chicks before Pricks

The female version of Bros before Hoes. Equal in meaning. Putting your female friends before your booty calls/bfs/exes etc.

There is also Chicks before Dicks, but this sounds better.

Jannett's Ex bf: Hey Jan, you wanna get together tonight?
Jannett: Hell no, I got a girls night out tonight. Chicks before Pricks.

by Polar57 January 28, 2012

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