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Chicago-Style Blumpkin

The process of recieving a blowjob, taking a dump and eating pizza (prefferably deep-dish) all at the same time.
Last night Alyssa picked up Domino's and I couldn't resist asking for a Chicago-Style Blumpkin.
by Pjevertz1234 August 22, 2012
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Chicago Slink

The act of stealing cab money from the wallet of your still-sleeping one night stand as you slink shamefully out the door.
Leslie pulled the old Chicago Slink with that guy she met at the bar last night.
by bdugggg May 20, 2011
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Chicago Soft Serve

A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.
by black jesus4356 August 14, 2016
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Chicago Sunroof

The act of defecating through a car's sunroof, preferably while it's open. As seen in the Television series "Better Call Saul"
Me and Jimmy went out and pulled a Chicago sunroof on that bitch Jackie's Hyundai. She'll never steal my parking space again!
by TM38 April 6, 2015
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chicago suburbs

"I'm from Chicago..."
... But you're really not from Chicago
by Traffik_ok_kone82 October 2, 2015
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Chicago Style Hot Dog

The act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns. Ejaculation must occur on the woman's back, much like the hot dog toppings lie atop the bread. Debuted in Chicago in 2011.
She was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so I gave her a Chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there.
by Hambone69 December 31, 2013
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Chicago stop

An art performed throughout the United States, but perfected in Chicago, in which a driver slows down for a stop sign, so not to appear to run it, but does not come to a stop, simply gliding through the sign at a slower pace than the speed limit.
A cop pulled me over this morning. I was late for work so I did a Chicago stop.
by CheeseheadDriversSuck April 25, 2011
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