chevrolet

the worst piece of shit on the face of the planet

my ford F-150 outpulled that chevrolet 3500.

by juckuva September 26, 2006

chevrolet

Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

How many old chevrolets do you see on the road compared to old fords? Not many because they are junk!

by Brian April 27, 2004

chevrolet

Acronym for Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Pray the Chevrolet isn't gay.

by Dr.D October 2, 2003

Chevrolet

C racked
H eads
E very
V alve
R attles
O il
L eaks
E ngine
T icks

Piece of shit chevrolet only had it two weeks and brake light went out and battery died. = 06'TrailBlazer embarrassing no start in Wal-Mart parking lot.

by demonblade October 10, 2006

chevrolet

the car for poor people or rednecks/hicks. Poor people who cant afford a decent car and have drive around in an embarrassing chevy truck. Thats the best they can afford.

Hes so poor he has to drive a chevrolet.

by loms March 9, 2008

Chevrolet

Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.

An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.

Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?

Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.

by OIIIIIIIO December 1, 2006

Chevrolet

The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.

Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!

by george simpson June 18, 2008