cheney 

a seat in the car, behind the shotgun, because cheney was behind the shotgun.

Dude your sitting in the cheney

cheney by erwr February 18, 2008

cheney 

some one who is afraid to say the word dick.

for all the cheneys out there, repeat after me:
DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK.

loser:hah, I PW3D that N00B!
average person: chillax, dude
loser: don't be such a cheney
average person: wowww.... dick
loser: what?
average person: nothing

cheney by aliiii333 February 12, 2009

cheney 

The malodorous remnants of a previous pile of crap that lingers on the bowl or other surface of the toilet.

"Honey, please get me the toilet brush so I can remove the cheney before company comes!"

cheney by Capecodrob August 14, 2009

Cheney 

The act of fisting yourself whilst watching your dead gnu empacted in stale shit.

Anna and I performed a Cheney cos we had nufn else to do..

Cheney by Nick Minich February 13, 2008

Cheney 

Another word or euphemism for that particular part of the male anatomy.

Used in a sentence; Ok, zibbro. Why don't you just suck my cheney.

Or, used disparagingly; What a cheney, dude.

Cheney by Jadeed March 22, 2010

Cheney 

A girl who really deserves a listing among the jack ass (dick Cheney)

Unlike him this Cheney is a gorgeous, loving, sexy girl.

She is irish and has the most beautiful green eyes!

She has a nice Ass! And knows how so use is!

She is great in bed.!!

And will always be there to eather love you or kick you fucking ass! She is one of the few girls who can make a guy run for his life!
(she's a dick magnet)

*Cheney is not a whore or slut*

And she is very sweet and nice... VERY ATHLETIC!!!

Guy 1: dude who's that chick?!
Guy 2: ohh that's Cheney don't mess with her!

Guy 1: I'll take my chances...
Guy 2: ohh god...

Guy 1: what's up?
Cheney: (slaps him and then makes out with him)
Guy 1: (gets fucked)

Guy 2: I need a Cheney :((

Cheney by Stacy kriedeman January 21, 2011

Cheney 

"To Cheney," (transitive verb) that is, to inadvertently shoot a person on your own side in the heat of battle.

For example: "Crap, I think I just Cheneyed Lothar! Sorry, dude.."

Cheney by Ormswyn June 29, 2009