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grandma's fuck cheese

When a young adult has sex, usually in porno's, with a mature woman (60+) and licks her vagina that hasn't been shaved nor cleaned. This creates a foaming substance, almost like cheese, where the young man takes it and shoves it into her anus, where the cheese like substance is used as a lubricant.
"Yo dude, Jack played with that grandma's fuck cheese last night. Eck!!"
by SexEd.com July 7, 2008
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titty's n cheese

Seeing a girl with an average or less than average face, but amazing titties. Nothin special, like macaroni. But when you add cheese.......DAMN! "Whoooo Hoooo, I'd like to get me some titty's n cheese!
by Jdogg69 April 11, 2014
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Pimple's and Cheese

When pimples and cheese mix together.
This could be the after affect of:
-a rough night
-drinking with friends
-passing out in a grocery store
or
just plain stupidity.

Could be used as a comparison.

Pimples and Cheese also make a good random rhyme.
Good to use when stuck in a rap battle... for example:
Yo, yoyo, check it, one two, one two.. give it up yo... aight please, I need some pimples and cheese.

or..

Pimples and Cheese, Pimple's and Cheese, yo what you know about Pimples anc Cheese.

comparison - "Yo man, it smells like pimples and cheese"
- funny
by Pimples&Cheese February 2, 2010
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What's the cheese?

Similar to "What's the bobby?", although in a more cheese based situation
It's lunch time... What's the cheese?
by bobby_friction May 9, 2006
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blowing cheese out one's nose

The act of justifying ones actions or thoughts through a series of highly contrived, and quite officious, sounding language in a psychological vein, which is, in fact, meaningless.
I was talking to myself yesterday and started really rambling and not making sense and I said to myself that I was just blowing cheese out my nose.
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‘Where’s the cheese?’

Asking a girl or group of, who wants to have sex. Do you want to have sex with me. Do the wild thing, the hokey pokey . The horizontal waltz
Hi beautiful ‘where’s the cheese?’

Ladies hello do you know where’s the cheese?
by Ramin99 September 22, 2018
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that’s some cheese

1) To be easy

2) To be ridiculous

Something can be considered cheese when it’s easy or ridiculous
Person 1: bro bet you can’t dunk it.
Person 2: bro that’s some cheese watch
by Ukes&Food June 17, 2018
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