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back cheek sneak

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.
Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.
by The Hag April 18, 2013
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A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments
Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾
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Master Cheeks

A horny, whiney imposter pretending to be the real Master Chief and dicking around on Paramount's Halo TV series. Master Cheeks got his name for refusing to wear his helmet and now his pants, baring his "master cheeks" around in episode 3 and 8.
Lord Hood: Master Cheeks, you mind telling me what you're doing with that Covenant chick?
Master Cheeks: Sir, finishing this fuck session.
by Johnny Halo 117 May 18, 2022
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Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
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Cheeky Bum Secks

The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...
Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.
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cheekbuster

a cheekbuster is an individual who finds satisfaction in forcibly taking a man's buttcheeks ... usually in prison ... but it has been known to happen on the outside .... can also be applied to a traditional heterosexual relationship
big Mike was calling the shots , until his car found out he was bustin out buttcheeks , no he's just a cheekbuster
by wiggsplitter March 3, 2018
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twinkie cheeks

Slang statement for a masculine man who has extremely bald, hairless, ass cheeks.
Homeboy: Man, your butt is so smooth and hairless, I think I might name you twinkie cheeks!

Twinkie Cheeks: shut up, miron. Don't you know it's un-natural to stare at your homies ass.

(Homeboy's girlfriend is rolling video and spanking her own buns and frothing at the mouth, immediately afterwards runs out and buys a box of twinkies and a french tickler).
by High Hiter June 30, 2018
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