Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."

It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.

by mixiehat October 2, 2019

Charmin Ultra Soft

Super soft. Nothing in the world could be softer. Often easily broken under pressure and is just naturally broken, often without any cause at all.

Omar: That Thomas guy is soooo soft
Hallouda: hes more than soft.... he's Charmin Ultra Soft

by primetime1991 October 4, 2010

the dirty charmin

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it

I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.

by Soreal4real December 20, 2015

Charmin

Describe’s someone who is soft.

“Mike P is so soft, get him some charmin”

by Mk91 March 8, 2020

Charminator

When you take a crap that is so explosive and nasty it requires a whole roll of toilet paper to clean your ass up

Dude: Head to the store for some more TP...I'm working on a charminator.

by Madjohnston June 28, 2017

Charmin

Slang for a plus sized woman, stemming from the "ultra soft" toilet paper product.

Brad has never dated a woman with a dress size below 16. Brad likes his girls Charmin.

by youthCulture January 22, 2018

Charmin

A slang term referring to a blunt, backwood, joint or any kind of rolled weed that is made with substandard or unpleasant weed.

It’s called a charmin because the weed is shitty and you’re putting ”shit” in a “paper”

Person 1: Damn these smalls are dogshit, got me rolling up charmins.

Person 2: Negawhat?

by SuperNigga33 October 14, 2023