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Missing Miss Charlene

An Awesome song by the finnish band, Lordi.
off the album "deadache" the song is about a young girl, called Charlene who suddenly disappears without a trace and the description of the village without her hence "The playground is forsaken, cold and greying," meaning that she was the light of the village.
rocker1 "dude did you hear that Lordi song "Missing miss charrlene"?

rocker 2 " yeah it's a brilliant song ,i have the lyrics in my pocket"
Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high
The devil now walks amongst manking
Heavens high
A lock of golden hair was all that's left behind
She's outta sight

Whatever happened to the little lady
In the darkness she's forever waiting
The light is gone but hope is never fading
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

The playground is forsaken, cold and greying
The silence muting all the nightbirds wailing
These woods are heartless and there's no escaping
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

A monster stole dear Charlene for good

Taking pitchforks and torches
Hunting down the one they will blame
They are obsesses to see the smoking scorches
Forgetting little miss Arcane

These shady woods belie forbidden secrets
The swings are moving by themself at sunset
Her golden hair is tangled, skin is all wet
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

There is something buried in my backyard
The dogs are crazy, they are digging real hard
If they dig enough they might go too far
But she's not there, she and her golden hair
No, she's not there

A monster stole dear Charlene
by Metalfan 2010 November 3, 2010
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Charleen

by far one of the most smokin' hot bitches you'll ever meet. who loves coffee and smokin L's..
Charleen needs no introduction.
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Charlize

A Charlize is a person as rare as can be,
If she’ll let you in, she’ll let you see

She is the strongest person with the smallest heart,
Her entire being is a work of art

She is a force of nature to be reckoned with,
If you haven’t seen her it will sound like a myth

But if you know her, you’ll know it true,
Shell keep you close like paper and glue

She’s the lights that will guide you home when you are lost,
She’ll be there for you, whatever the cost

If you are lucky enough that she will let you in,
You, my friend, are living the dream...

A Charlize is a person like a little tree and you will need her as much as she needs you, you just have to realize it. If you want her to let you in, nurture her and care for her, and she will do the same for you.

See also: what all women should aspire to be
Someone: Who’s that chick
Me smirking: That’s Charlize
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charlene

A women who ride or die for her children and most likely, to not play around about her money and most likely if you say at
something to her children she gone run up on you no matter what
there charlene and her child run niiiigggga run
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Charlene

a nice thoughtful stylish cool awesome colorful not emo girl. verry friendly and has a great senese of humeor is awsome and verry cool and non selfish and gourges butifal cute pretty and a great poser and very charmfal
and makes u smile all the time!!!!
Charlene is an amiazzzzzzzing friend!!
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Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.
That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.
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Charlize Theron

(a) an unbelievably perfect specimen of human, sporting perfect features and a shapely kadunkadunk.

(b) the most bangable hollywood blonde
Someday i will get into the pants of that Charlize Theron.
by you don't know my name October 30, 2005
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