The Clamp

What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.

by Kelly Huckaby January 22, 2006

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008

Señor Clamp

a suave son of a bitch who loves to hang out in womens' pants.

Señor: aaaaaaaa Señorita have you ever been clamped before......

Woman: *squelch* oooooooo Señor Clamp

by GCJL January 13, 2009

clamp god

One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided

" first and foremost I am a clamp God"

by JohnGrotti October 8, 2016

C-Clamp

For gay males: A man places his penis against another man's penis and has either party or a third party hold their hand in the form of a 'C' and jerk off both male organs simultaneously.

I walked in on my gay brother c-clamping his buddy and I left the room before I could find out who busted first.

by justiz33 June 16, 2010

clamp it

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

by andrearfc, x April 8, 2011

clamp stamp

Clamp stamp: The female equivalant of Teabagging.

aka a vagina snorkle.

I was teabagging her she clamp stamped me.

by Isabella the Great October 2, 2013