That's So Chalant!

The opposite of the word, "Nonchalant."

An object or event so insane, it can't even be looked at correctly.

Boy: Hey, did you hear about Madonna's plastic surgery?!

Girl: Oh yeah, That's So Chalant!

by Kitsune Sendo July 16, 2009

Chalfont

Chalfont, "The Font," or "C-Font," is the hood of the Central Bucks Community. Littered with rundown shops, a comic themed restaurant, and the worlds first 2 story Dunkin Donuts. Its the kinda place where you'll find kids walking through the streets at 2am and people dealing drugs in the local park. It really is an interesting town and has its ups and downs. But to live here is to truly be unique and to have truly seen it all.

Guy 1: "Yo, can you whip me home?"
Guy 2: "Alright, where you live?"
Guy 1: "Chalfont"
Guy 2: "Fuck no! lmao"

by Yung Boull May 11, 2019

chalant

Appearing to give a shit or a fuck.

The man was chalant as he looked down at the bullet wound that used to be his groin.

by Jackwillfred December 24, 2019

Chalant-a-saurus-rex

Instead of nonchalant, the Chalant-a-saurus-rex is very chalant. Always has to be the center of attention, thinks he is the man but he is really just a narcissistic one upper who thinks all women want him and all men want to be him. They don't.

That douche bag Kev is a Chalant-a-saurus-rex! If he could I bet he would suck his own dick

by Court*ninja August 1, 2021

Chalant

The opposite of nonchalant, crazy, outgoing.

I don’t know what’s up with y’all, but i’m very chalant. I’m very passionate.

by avocado._.roll January 27, 2022

chalant

not nonchalant

Futa is being vey chalant today

by aslkdjhslkhj March 23, 2022

Chalanting

Chalanting means to brag, boast, show off. Or to be flamboyant.

Rappers aJay-Z, Kanye West, Lil Baby, Birdman, amd Gucci Gordy are always in the club chalanting how much money they have.

by Rob run corleone August 31, 2022