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caucasianitis

Caucasianitis is also known as The White People Disease, Inflammation of the Caucasian,Being White, The White guy/chick, Whitey, cracker, or Being Caucasian.

This disease inflicts approximately 65% of people in the United States, and approximately one billion people across the world. No one knows the origins of Caucasianitis, just that it started somewhere in Europe back in 4004 BC

The Symptoms of Caucasianitis are...
-Pale skin that easily burns
-Round eyes
-Lack of rhythm

-Inability to dance

-Inability to jump high
-General disadvantage at sports
-Enjoying nascar
-Drinking beer excessively

-Facebooking way too much.
-Fondness for Daughtry, bland food and starbucks
-Constant need to say things like 'all righty!' and 'no biggie!'
-Deliberately becoming overly intoxicated resulting in vomiting and/or forgetting the event the next day
-Drive volvo stations wagons
-eats at picnics

-eats sun chips
-Picking their own Fruit
-Liking Conan O’Brien
-Getting stupid/ironic tattoos.
"Jerome, what you doin' watchin' NASCAR?"
"I enjoy it."
"Oh gurl. You got that white-people disease, Caucasianitis."
"All righty, please pass me the Sun Chips."
by THE_AE May 23, 2010
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caucasian waterfall

When your girl is taking a piss and you piss between her legs at the same time.
"I gotta go pee," said Jaquinta
"Shit, so do I," said Desean.
"Together?" Jaquinta inquired.
"You mean a Caucasian Waterfall?? Hell Yea!" DeSean replied.
by Whittal Man January 19, 2010
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Caucasia-vision

To see through the eyes of a caucasian. In a caucasian point of view.

(as used in "Undercover Brother") A device used to show all things primarily white to one of black ethnicity.
Tyrique: Did you hear? Jamal went to a nascar party last night.
Will: How'd it go?
Tyrique: He had fun!
Will: He must have caucasia-vision.
by theTERM-INATORcre March 6, 2010
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carsastic

Sarcasm based around cars usually meaning a junk mobile
This is a really bad car

*with carsastic*
This is the 'best car ever!'
by Manboobsrsexy April 18, 2014
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Caucaside

To accidentally off oneself by doing something stupid that only white people would do.
“Chad committed caucaside when he snapped a sleeping tigers nuts with a wet towel
by Pork Almighty February 24, 2021
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The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.
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cantastic

Really nice tits and/or ass on a girl.
That girl is really cantastic!
by Jay Powers July 16, 2004
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