jimin.catboy

is a k-pop fanpage dedicated to uploading varied and fun content

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by jimin.catboy December 27, 2020

UwU/OwO catboy

The UwU/OwO catboy is usually with bright neon pink hair wearing femboy clothes, they are also small. They are classified as "cringe" in the Gacha community. Usually, the UwU/OwO catboy is seen being in a couple with the edgy wolf boy and them doing sex. People in the Gacha community likes to do jokes about the UwU/OwO catboy & their edgy wolf human boy. If the UwU / OwO catboy is black/dark, it's means that they are "depressed" and mostly because they are hated or someone stole their boyfriend, the edgy wolf boy. The UwU/OwO catboy's grammary is bad, surely because they are some kids behind the screen.

UwU/OwO catboy: Hey!~

Some random Gacha person: Shut up.*Loading gun*

by Just a random person. March 12, 2021

catbreading

An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.

A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"

B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."

"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."

by Bangongshi March 24, 2012

catbath

The act of licking somone over his or her entire body as a sexual favor.

Guy 1: Dude, did you end up getting Kelly that purse she wanted for her birthday?
Guy 2: Nah man, I was super low on cash so i gave her a catbath instead. She said it was the best present ever.
Guy 1: Damn, you two are getting pretty serious.

I could really use a catbath. I hope my girlfriend is in the mood to give me one tonight.

by sweetlou867 November 10, 2009

Calubated

-when someone or something is broken

-when in online clas your teacher's microphone is not working, 'miss are you calubated'

by Sparkleyyy January 19, 2021

catboy

The ultimate being. Beyond all understanding of genetics, catboys have become the ultimate being in the universe? Was it evolution? Was it a gift by some deity? We will never know, but what we do know is that catboys are the ulimate being.

im a catboy nyaaaa -the ultimate being

by neyoid January 6, 2022

catblocked

Being unable to get up from one's resting place to perform acts such as using the restroom, making supper, or answering the front door, because one or more cats are sleeping on your lap.

"John, would you mind getting my phone? I left it upstairs."

"Why can't you get it, Carol?"

"I'm catblocked, you insensitive clod."

by DentD December 28, 2011