catastrophallic 

Something worse than catastrophic.

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.

catastrophallic by Bradley Python February 18, 2008

Catastrophoclysm 

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.

This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!

Catastrophoclysm by B-Lister January 6, 2011

Catastrophe Crow 

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

Catastrophe Crow by Im0ster December 2, 2020

Snowball catastrophizing 

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.

She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.

Snowball catastrophizing by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016

catastrophe 

A real elmore like with hurricane katrina. Can happen in nature or can be a human fuck up or some combination thereof.

Katrina was a natural catastrophe made worse by how Bush elmored it up.

catastrophe by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC 

At sea a problem can accelerate into a crisis at a rate proportional to the conditions

An example of Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.

You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.

And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.

Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC by Angus Beare December 15, 2008

catastrophy 

A trophy wife gone bad

He thought that he was marrying for love, but his young and pretty second wife turned out to be a catastrophy who was more interested in spending his money than in spending any time with him.

catastrophy by Pamelot September 22, 2011