The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.
When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
by Undead Banana Cake July 09, 2013
The cat (Felis catus) is a small carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae and often referred to as the domestic cat to distinguish it from wild members of the family. The cat is either a house cat, kept as a pet, or a feral cat, freely ranging and avoiding human contact.
by Error? May 17, 2019
1) an animal usually found napping, playing with yarn, or being chased by a dog
2) nickname for "Catherine", and anyone nicknamed thus is automatically sweet and perfect, and yes: they sneeze rather like the animal cat
2) nickname for "Catherine", and anyone nicknamed thus is automatically sweet and perfect, and yes: they sneeze rather like the animal cat
by cma2012 April 12, 2010
Cats are the most beautiful things to ever grace planet Earth. They are a very intelligent species with lots of kind thoughts & feelings. A very loving creature. Cats walk so gracefully, like they are floating. They are so beautiful it hurts to look at them. Cats should be worshiped and studied so we can be more like them. There is not one imperfection about cats. They are living gods & goddesses. They will rule FOREVER!
by jeopardizingjosephjingyjugular June 25, 2009
1. I love my cat Nibbles he is so cool.
2. Man, James is a cool cat, lets go kick it with him.
3. Stop catting around! Everytime I call you, you're always cattin.
2. Man, James is a cool cat, lets go kick it with him.
3. Stop catting around! Everytime I call you, you're always cattin.
by Stoner Dan September 27, 2008
Also know as Chloe's. They are interesting creatures. Who like the sun and dislike water. They come in all shapes and sizes and COLORS! they are furry and cute. Although some of them are weird.
person #1: "look at that cat!"
Person #2: "oh you mean that chloe? shes so cute! look at her little paws!!!"
Person #2: "oh you mean that chloe? shes so cute! look at her little paws!!!"
by ilikenewyorkcity January 10, 2011
by Information2You July 20, 2010