curdling

The act of cuddling with a fat chick.

Dude I must have had way to much to drink lastnight. When I woke up I was curdling with your wife! All 300 lbs of her.

by groesch November 8, 2012

carling talleys

A cheap 12 pack of carling lager (tallboys) that gets you very very drunk... will lead to a good night.

Stretch: "Hey what r u drinking tonight?"
Donnie: "Im on those carling talleys...chyeaaa"
Sretch: "Same...Damn tonights gonna be good"

by URBOy February 24, 2008

Carolingus

The act of singing Christmas carols while going down on your partner.

Last night, Joey performed Carolingus on me. It felt soooo good.

by Beefhammer December 27, 2011

A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

by RedH October 19, 2010

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Jenny's house.

by TractorPete January 1, 2009

cunt cradling

(V) The female version of tea-bagging.

The one performing the act is the cradler.

The one receiving is the cradlee.

Is not usually as humiliating as the male version, in fact, most cradlees are quite happy to be cradled.

Person 1: "So that crazy chick from the party last night was totally cunt cradling me."

Person 2: "Lucky."

Person 1: "Ikr, it was like a little slice of heaven."

by luceypants December 31, 2012

ear candling

An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.

Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.

by mandey March 9, 2008