droopy camel

Camel toe on an old woman.

When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.

Typical style of cougars and senile old women.

For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.

She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.

by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018

Branded Camel

A woman who tats herself up with a design permission from the artist. Follows it up by texting it to the artist she stole the artwork from and posting repeatedly on her Facebook page. Purely done out of spite. Same type of woman that would offer the tattoo artist a single mom discount for a price break.

Mike; "She's show you the new tat she had done again!"
Richard; "How could I not see it? She shows everyone walking into the bar."
Mike; "You know she stole the artwork for it?"
Richard; "That branded camel is the definition of a low life!"

by ewpew02 September 12, 2012

Spank The Camel

The act of slapping a pack of cigarettes against your palm to tamp the tobacco down into the cigarettes. By tamping the tobacco down in this way the tobacco is packed more tightly for a longer and smoother smoke. The phrase applies no matter what brand is used.

You better spank the camel before you light it... even if it's not a camel.

by bobthecopywriter February 8, 2010

Camel Spider

A huge athropod most commonly found in the Middle East. They can travel up to 10 mph, and feasts on lizards, birds, scorpions etc. Many rumors about these creepy-crawlers have been spread by US troops from the Persian Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi freedom, including a very popular picture of a troop holding up one.

Damn, that camel spider is freaky"

by Ogie September 25, 2004

camel blast

When u position a girl in a camel clutch (the move made popular by the Iron Sheik of early WWF fame) you secure her chin with one hand while rotating your torso 90 degrees and finger blast her with your free hand.

Oddly enough my back is sore from reaching back and camel blasting her. She, however, feels fine

by master blaster's January 2, 2012

righty oh camel toe

Term used to show agreement with a female whose labia is prominently displayed by form fitting garments.

Also used to demonstrate sarcastic agreement with one who is disagreeable.

Camel Toe Mary said "Please keep the door shut"

John said "Righty oh camel toe"

by Toledo September 19, 2012

Camel Slap

camel slap is the female version of a tea bag.

aw man, chelsie just gave emma the ole camel slap!

by ~Fester December 20, 2008