A girl who is smart, quiet, determined and loyal. She's a good listener and a good person if you need a down-to-earth advise. She may appears shy at first but come out of her shell once she gets to know you.
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by itsself November 22, 2021
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by itsself November 22, 2021
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Candance is a strong woman
by Ms Candance November 24, 2021
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by DingDong46 June 29, 2023
Get the Candanerous mug.A beautiful soul, she's serene to look at, and without getting to know her she may seem to be a quiet, intelligent but stone-hearted person. Being friends with her is a whole different world, her eyes glint like the moon and her laughter takes control of you. She's absolutely hilarious in her way, she has a particular sense of humor that only certain people get which makes the bond with her so special, special like the pulchritudinous moon.
She discredits herself too often, all she wishes to be is better like the people she compares herself to. She doesn't realize the lengths she went to accomplish what she already did, it could be inhumane for all I know and she wouldn't credit herself. She tries to keep to herself and tries to be independent for the fear of looking pathetic. She doesn't know she's one of the strongest people I've seen, the same person I look up to as my role model. No matter how many times she's been burnt out she won't acknowledge that she did try, she wanted her outcomes to be the best. She already is the best, but she won't see herself from my eyes.
She discredits herself too often, all she wishes to be is better like the people she compares herself to. She doesn't realize the lengths she went to accomplish what she already did, it could be inhumane for all I know and she wouldn't credit herself. She tries to keep to herself and tries to be independent for the fear of looking pathetic. She doesn't know she's one of the strongest people I've seen, the same person I look up to as my role model. No matter how many times she's been burnt out she won't acknowledge that she did try, she wanted her outcomes to be the best. She already is the best, but she won't see herself from my eyes.
by ratty1234 December 28, 2023
Get the Chandani mug.The sacred art of flicking one's penis or clitoris between strokes or rubs, altering between flicks and rubs. This achieves a rhythm so divine that it promises a state of unparalleled pleasure. The term draws inspiration from the biblical promise of the land of Canaan to Abraham—a covenant of fulfillment and maximum goon pleasure and volume.
In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.
Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.
Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
In this context, however, the "land of milk and honey" is less about geography and more about the boundless euphoria found in perfectly synchronized flicks and strokes. Legend holds that even G-d sits in the celestial cuck chair, edging while marveling at the ingenuity of its own creation's ability to out-goon the holiest of holy.
Practitioners believe this technique ensures maximum engagement with the pleasure centers, occupying the body and mind as fully as an ancient prophecy fulfilled.
Truly, it is a modern pilgrimage for the devoted in gooning.
USAGE 1:
Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!
James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?
USAGE 2:
Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.
Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.
Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
Brian: Yo, where’s Dave? We’re trying to run this trio in valo rn, and he’s not responding!
James: Oh, it’s Shabbat. You know how he gets. He’s probably deep into his daily Canaanite Flicker Gooning. Something about “honoring the ancestors” while also achieving “maximum occupation of pleasure.” He’ll be back after he’s, uh, spiritually fulfilled?
USAGE 2:
Sammi: Where the hell is Sarah? We’re all waiting for her to pick a movie, and she’s MIA.
Jessica: Bruh, it’s Friday night. You already know she’s deep in her Canaanite Flicker Gooning session—probably ass-naked on her bed, double-flicking like she’s summoning ancient spirits. She says it’s about “embracing divine pleasure” or some shit, but let’s call it what it is: she’s just trying to goon herself into the promised land of milk, honey, and whatever else she can squirt out.
Sammi: Honestly, fair. If I could flick my bean into a transcendent coma, y’all wouldn’t see me on movie nights either.
by 000Six_Six000 December 10, 2024
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