I can do that but I don't wanna

A (usually) non-serious phrase that can be said by a person in reference to something they just witnessed or were told about that's often, but not always, very difficult or nearly impossible to do in real life.

Humorous and fallible attempt to try and milk coolness/points from any form of audience.

Ex. 1

Wizard: *shoots lightning bolts out of his ass*

Steve: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 2

Person in commercial: *jumps out of a plane while doing his taxes and fighting off a lion*

Jimbo to Molly: I can do that but I don't wanna.

Ex. 3

Lance: Man, I just saw this sick stunt. The guy was handcuffed while riding a motorcycle down a ramp, and then jumped through 5 fiery hoops over a shark-infested pool that also had spikes at the bottom of it.

Bobby: Pfft... I can do that but I don't wanna.

by Nanou2 July 30, 2011

no CAN do

What you say when your friend wants to buy cheap canned beer instead of good bottled stuff.

Friend: Hey let's save a few bucks and buy a case of Pisscan Light.

You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.

by Pickles McDoody November 22, 2010

no can do

An artform. practised mostly by cowards or weaklings. The art of running away from trouble or doing nothin.

I hope that gang doesn't start on us cuz im an expert in no can do.

by fufon July 18, 2007

If Ben can do it, anyone can

A saying for motivational purposes.

If you know someone named ben and he can do something, everyone else probably can.

It's like they say, if Ben can do it, anyone can.

by Jamesisbadatsoccer November 3, 2020

you can do better then that

If someone says that to you dump your boyfriend right away

You can do better then that guy

by G4gman November 17, 2017

Where you can go and what you can do while you're there

A roundabout way of saying "go fuck yourself."

Guy 1: Dude, you're such a retard, how could you miss something like that? *laughs*

Guy 2: Yeah, well, you know where you can go and what you can do while you're there.

by citymouse December 10, 2008

Look Jebb, I can do that too!

Look Jebb, I can do that too!

"Look Jebb, I can do that too!"

by Look Jebb, I can do that too! January 29, 2021