Nico: “ Hey did you see My B- list celebrity bf Tallan with that new E-list celebrity ?”
Ed Sheran: “ Yea Coreyon , they are so cute together! Their ship name is Callan!”
Nico: “No he’s mine your gonna make me transform.”
Ed Sheran : Woah Nico calm down you have a gf , and Coreyon is only a E-Celebrity.”
Nico: Run IM TRANSFORMING INTO MY WOLF FORM UGHHH RARGHHHH !”
Let’s say an in denial Athlete and a not in denialTik tok star , names at random, start dating umm their names are Tallan and Coreyon.
Nico: “Did Tallan get with someone new yet?”
Joseph(Aka Ed sheran) : “Yea , Coreyon they’ve been together for a week.”
Nico: *Starts hysterically crying* W-What is their ship name?”
Joseph : “Oh, It’s Callan. They are #Socutetogether. #bettertogether .”
Nico: “He really left me for that *HOWLS* I-I’m to s-s-short oh no I’m transforming.”
Joseph: “ Oh no my Nicodo avocado.”
Nico: “R-RUNNN.”
The most perfect, beautiful and amazing girl in the whole world (though she denies it constantly like every fucking day no matter how much you tell her). She is loving caring and spontaneous.
Callan is a bumrusher, for example you will be at school and you will randomly hear screaming because callan is bumrushing his friend into a brick wall, and bumrushed his girlfriend into a bench.
He is also ranga so ranga pubes run
When callan sees his target he sees them at a brick wall and charges his ranga powers to go bumrush them and he goes neeooooowwww and yep they dead and they scream “HEEEEEELP HEEEEEEELP”