Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!
by McLovesky January 17, 2022

most beautiful and kind person to walk the planet earth. everyone needs an ava brader callahan. i don’t know what i would do without my little ava brader callahan
by makafert June 12, 2023

a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.
"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."
by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022

by Mr. HotTits.Com July 27, 2011

After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.
by Nutsnbutts October 11, 2022

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.
"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012

by 95677 June 10, 2022
