Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.

Dude, he's definitely a Joey Callahan.

by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024

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callahaned

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

by McLovesky January 17, 2022

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Callahan

A shithole in Northern Florida with racist and homophobic republicans, who drive pick up trucks and flip off people of color. The children at the high school are demon spawns and clearly grew up here, so they pick up racist traits, and have horrible taste in music food.

Aw you live in Callahan. (Jacksonville resident)

Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

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cory callahan

A gentle giant, but an ogre for those who oppose him. A Cory Callahan is widely feared throughout the world, but once you get to know him he's a pretty nice guy.

I used to run away from Cory Callahan when I saw him, but when I met him he took me out to a nice steak dinner. I wonder what his intentions are for me?

by CasseroleEater558 July 31, 2017

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John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!

Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard

by THEBESTMONKEYEATERALIVE251 November 28, 2023

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