Chalhoubed

1. The act of spraying bodily fluids (i.e. male sperm) on a individuals face. See cumshot.

2. The act of being out of thinking.

1. Bro I chalhoubed all over that chick's face last night.

2. My mistake man I wasn't thinking, my mind was chalhoubed.

by Notyomomma56 October 28, 2021

Calzoned

The act of being criticized severely about something especially from all sides from many different peers and/or friends.

Man we really calzoned Jon hard last night, he even started to cry!

by jham1298 November 3, 2021

Calhoun

A shitty school that Shane Ward goes to and has numerous accounts of teachers grooming kids.

Why the fuck does Shane go to Calhoun?

by Hdhansbch August 11, 2022

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.

Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.

by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

Branden Calhoun

Being butthurt means being aggravated, pissed off, or bugged over something completely trivial. Usually when people are butthurt they are really dramatic about it. Most people like to laugh at or even mock the annoyance of butthurt people because their reasoning for being so butthurt is ridiculously stupid.

Guy 1: Typical Chandler is "Branden Calhoun" again about us drinking one of his beers and hiding his bike.

Guy 2: Yeah, he was really Branden Calhoun" last night when he lost beer pong and I called him a little bitch.

Guy 1: When will Chandler ever learn to take a joke?

Guy 2: Who cares? Its funny.

by CigarilloDino November 18, 2016

sarah calhoun

A sweet loving human being who will be you're greatest friend if you do her right , but if you do her wrong be ready , she has bat shit crazy calhoun in her

"Sarah Calhoun used to be my girlfriend , until I left her for an ugly bitch and now my life is fucked "

by Jajxjejbzvdhwhd July 28, 2017

brianna calhoun

a fairy faggot ass nibba

that brianna calhoun bih is gay asl

by whiteboiaust January 8, 2019