Cake and Eat it too

“I want my cake and eat it too/also”.

Cake is perishable, so if you have your cake, rejoice. Eat your cake, leaves nothing.

If, it isn’t gone already? Should someone else find it!

While the fantasy sounds good, it is fleeting.

But if you come close, remember; “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!”.

Cake and Eat it too

When a person mistakenly wishes and uses this to get both or all of what they want. When used negatively to express the impossibility is better usage.

by The Baker (Rolling in Dough) January 14, 2009

You can't have your cake and eat it too

you cant enjoy what is yours. you can work or you can enjoy.

example:
you work really hard and finish a report, someone else takes credit.

or

you have a gorgeous girlfriend whom only others enjoy in bed.

you enjoy fishing and eating fish, you catch a fish, but your wife eats it.

she says "You can't have your cake and eat it too"

by geneva rain August 11, 2006

Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012

Wait, it's all cake?

Always has been.

Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."

by SpotyTheCheetah August 4, 2020

drip it like it's marble cake

Any thing that is done well but needs alteration to be done perfectly. Anything that is correct but needs a touch to be perfect.

Gene's car looks great with the rims and stereo but he needs to see evan and mike for a new paint job so he needs to "drip it like it's marble cake". From the tapes DJ GRO-HOVA and only built for cuban links

by Evan and DJ GRO-HOVA December 9, 2007

Is it my birthday?!??! 'Cuz I see cake!!

When someone's butt is suddenly visible with the type of pants they are wearing, unlike any other day. Cake is referring to one's butt.

Friend 1 (Girl)- Do these pants look good on me?

Friend 2 (Girl)- Dang girl you lookin like a snack!! (Lookin hot

Friend 3 (Girl)- YeeeezzzzZzuh!! Is it my birthday?!??! 'Cuz I see cake!!

If someone says this to you it means that your butt or booty looks good in what ever pants you're wearing. They're complimenting you unless said differently lol.

by bae with boobs bruh1738 April 23, 2018

It was a piece of cake.

It was a piece of cake is the response of "you really aced that one" as they are both away to tell each other that they're ace.

"You really aced that one." He said as he looked at the drawing of the dragon.
"It was a piece of cake." she replied
His eye widen then hers. FINALLY.
"YOU TOO?" she hadn't meant to scream it, but Holy Fuck . He nodded, torn between shushing you and screaming as well.
"Wanna get cake sometime or something?"

by AceTisOnTheeCase April 9, 2020