A cum guzzling thunder cunt is a word used as an insult which fits many situations... can be interpreted many ways..one of which is a person that loves swallowing cum and gets around A LOT.. also typically a bitch and or whore.
1)You know what, fuck you, your just a good for nothing cum guzzling thunder cunt.
classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*
classic dialogue: 2)
duchebag 1: asshole
duchebag 2: cocksucker
duchebag 1: cum guzzling thunder cunt
duchebag 2: *speechless*
by MX|Racer141 August 1, 2006

A person(s) whos sole purpose in life is to chug cum;either from a bottle or directly from the penis; and juggle fuck; as in to cause shit(trouble). This person is often hated by a large amount of people.
by 8 inch pinch January 4, 2010

by nigganigga February 1, 2007

A homeless person or whore usually found on the streets near a gutter that enjoys guzzling cum. Not just any cum, but dirty nasty cum.
That Jenny sure is a cum guzzling gutter whore.
Wow, you mean to tell me that you found your girlfriend guzzling cum? What a gutter whore!
Wow, you mean to tell me that you found your girlfriend guzzling cum? What a gutter whore!
by pensadoii February 24, 2009

by robert alguire December 22, 2004

A dirty, dirty slut who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet one too many times. Usually willing to guzzle cum at any time for a shot of Jager and a cigarette.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
Quite frequently this person lives in a trailer and responds to the name Misty or Crystal.
That sorority chick passed out in the bushes is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
Hoggie the Lebens is a cum guzzling road whore.
by Lynch is your Keith February 5, 2004

by Phil Buster April 2, 2012
