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Cristian

He is a little bit of an player and an ass sometimes, but he is nice and funny. He is someone who will make u laugh all the time! He has a lot of friends and girl friends so he is very popular. He is short for a 7th grader and has a girlfriend taller than him lol. He is really cute and reminds me of Jack Dylan Grazer tbh! I can’t get him off my mind. He is smart, athletic, kinda dumb, ass sometimes, a little player, popular, but he is a good guy, and his gf is lucky to have him! He is also so cool to the point where he doesn’t need an H in his name aha
Person 1: omg Cristian is so cute and funny!

Person 2: he is a bitch but he is cool
by Jack is my lover😍 October 19, 2019
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Cristian

"mom did you catch Cristian smoking pot again?"
by peppapigqueen August 4, 2019
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Cristian

A nice handsome guy likes to keep his girl safe but when you see his humor your going to think he is a terrorist. He likes

To make jokes about 9/11 bombing and even faggots
Cristian is a terrorist
by CoolGamerCR34 December 9, 2018
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Cristian

sophia- I love crisitian
cristian- i love you too
by fucking thot 1,000 November 7, 2019
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Cristian

a weird-ass kid who does anything to get a laugh, he gets ass whenever he wants, but hes fucking weird
cristian: hey guys look *fucking dies*
nigga: lmao thats great, moving on..
by sticko'butter March 5, 2019
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Cristian

Very swag dude
Bro, you're so Cristian.
by ComradeIsSad November 10, 2020
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Cristian

Cristian is the name of a Mexican person who can be a literal asshole at times but you still hang out with. He's pretty cool at times and doesn't give an shit in other times. He can be really annoying if you say one thing he'll stay on that topic for 2 hours and annoy you. He's usually shorter than 5'5 and wears glasses. It other than that Cristians are pretty damn cool.
Random friend: Hi Cristian how are you?
Cristian: I could be better...
(2 hours later)
Cristian: and that's why I'm depressed.
by Book_Writter7374 March 20, 2020
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