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poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.
Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.
by no thanks October 9, 2003
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Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022
I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?
by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022
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Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.
Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.
by teh collective January 13, 2010
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