cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again 

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

cool story 9000 bro 

Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.

Hipster Harry: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet.

Cole: COOL STORY 9000 BRO

cool story 9000 bro by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011

Cool story, bro 

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."

Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

Cool story, bro by thefoureyedfox February 28, 2009

Cool Story, Bro 

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro

Cool Story, Bro by Punchrocket Piers July 15, 2009

Cool story, bro! 

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!

-Joe: Cool story, bro!

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Facebook update:

-John is going to get a bananna at the store

-You: Cool story, bro!

Cool story, bro! by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010