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congealed

"George Bush's brains have <I>congealed</I>."
by Herschel Fleischmann April 30, 2004
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Concealment Corner

The place where one puts shit after one brakes it so no one will ever see it again and it can be forgotten, and one won't get in trouble for brakeing it.

The place where one puts shit he doesn't wanna see ever again.
"FUCK i just shattered that fucking light bulb, shit did u see that, it exploded.....CONCEALMENT CORNER!"
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Concealed Carry

When you are fucking a girl who still has a dress on- you pull out, wipe your cock on her dress and tuck your junk away in one seamless motion.
I don't wipe my dick on her curtains, I just concealed carry.
by secretgreen May 12, 2018
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Cocoalert

When one secretly eats drinking chocolate out of the tin, and caughs on the dust, alerting anyone who might be listening.
I had a cocoalert the other day, my mom heard me stuffing cocoa mix into my mouth, it was so embarrasing.
by happy_hippy27 March 9, 2009
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Concerter

Awesome word created by the best
Has four main definitions...

1. (noun) Awesomer way of saying Easter grass or plasticy confetti
2. (noun) Any item that isn't supposed to be on the ground (according it your parents/roommates) but YOU want it on the ground or are too lazy to pick it up
3. (noun) The awesomest mispronounced word in the English language
4. (verb) To create a funny moment or memory for you and your friends, potentially screwing yourself over in the process

Basically, the best word to ever exist

Origin: North-East USA April 2006
1. I need some concerter for my Easter basket.
2. My computer and phone cords are my concerter.
3. Concerter is awesome!!!!
4. Duuude, you were soooo cocertering last night.
by aria&spencer May 3, 2014
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conclersion

When a remark made by somebody makes the conversation awkward and of a Sexual nature.
Friend 1: "I was showing my Wife a product."
Friend 2: "Was it a Sex Toy?"
Friend 1: "Well you just jumped to a conclersion."
by yougotpunkedboy February 10, 2017
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conteuler

When your friends misspells **controler**
dude I got a new xbox Conteuler
by FootLick69420 November 27, 2020
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