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The Communist

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
by chopetov May 5, 2009
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Communist Amoeba

He is a being who spreads communism, and is of the greatest of origins. He is all-ancestor. No one can withstand his 100% form.
by Communist Amoeba September 21, 2020
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vocabulary communist

A person who tells you better, more complicated words you could have used in your previous sentence. Often a grammar nazi as well. Always annoying.
Person 1: "Dude, that was totally not needed!"

Person 2: "I think you should have said 'that was totally superfluous'."

Person 2: "Stop being such a vocabulary communist."
by EpcWffl April 29, 2013
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damage communist

Someone in a video game who instead of focusing one person, dishes out their damage to a group of people.
STOP FOCUSING THE MINIONS AND HIT THE BOSS YOU DAMAGE COMMUNIST!
by albertobalsalm June 11, 2017
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crommunism

The way of that 'crom' fans support the club 'Adelaide crom'. Crommunists believe their 'supported club' is the best in the AFL. They persist to believe that they are the best in the SANFL as well even though they have no history, est '2014'
go crom
Aidan: Oh look crom is better than Port
Jak: I'm sorry, go support crommunism somewhere else
by crommunism October 29, 2020
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Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production
Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction
by -Doops- May 31, 2021
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twitter communist

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.
I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.
by DominoStyle March 12, 2017
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