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Martin Grove Collegiate Institute

A school that is at least 90% brown and black and the other 10% is weird kids and nerds.

Most of the mahesh’s are in the Ap program studying hard for their future career in tech support and the black kids are all dreaming about NBA careers that will never happen because most can’t dunk for shit on the busted hoops in the gym.

The reason that 90% of the kids are dark is because the school has no windows... anything else without windows?? A jail! Coincidence?

Most kids hang around in the bathroom hitting their stlth (knockoff Juul) because they can’t afford a real one for their nicotine addiction.
Bruh I shouldn’t have gone to Martin Grove Collegiate Institute ima get jumped in needa transfer my ass out of this jail!
by Mahesh69-420 January 23, 2020
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Post Collegiate Depression

the feeling of loss and desire to return to a college setting after one has either transfered or graduated.
Tim, I think I have Post Collegiate Depression, I want to go back to Penn State, I don't want my life to start yet.
by tradewind September 4, 2006
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central elgin collegiate institute

Central Elgin Collegiate Institute is considered the smart preppy school in st. thomas ontario also known as st sketch. However, it’s sctually full of hidden stoners and wannabe bad boys that hang out at the west doors. It’s also full of cat ear wearing out casts, shitty sports teams, brutal colour house assembly’s, and a great enriched program which allows students to think they’re smart and allow the normal ones to make fun of them. The staff are literally amazing it’s too bad they have to deal with people fucking and hot boxing the gender neutral bathroom. it’s great 4 years if you can make it through without getting drunk at a school dance, watching a drug deal go down, or getting pregnant.
she went to central elgin collegiate institute (CECI) she’s probably smart and boring
by ceci grad 2017 December 28, 2017
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Phoenix collegiate

Phoenix collegiate is the worst school ever. I would rather kill myself then going there.The teachers are shit and so is the food I’d rather have the West Brom collegiate food they’re food is so better.You get shoved in school by people who think they are better than you. The fights are horrendous there’s one everyday.
Please don’t go
I want to go to Phoenix Collegiate think it’s the best school ever
Don’t go it’s disgusting Phoenix will kill u
by Queenoflispes October 10, 2021
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cambridge inter-collegiate christian union

The surface residue of a sanctimonious turd that simply refuses to flush down the proverbial toilet of a millenium of otherwise staunch academic tradition. Also known as CICCU.
"Hi, I'm from Cambridge Inter-collegiate Christian Union. I support the clergy's prolific choir-boy molestation."
"You're going to hell. I should know, I'm from CICCU."
"I don't even believe in Jesus. I'm in it for the free lunches at CICCU."
"The revised 10 commandments of CICCU:
1) Thou shalt have thine cake and eat it.
2) Thou shalt have the cake of others and eat it even if you are full from aforementioned cake.
3) Thou shalt increase the greenhouse effect through fly-posting and leafleting.
4) Thou shalt be racist and homophobic.
5) Thou shalt slap thine wife about a bit for she hath remarkable regenerative powers.
6) Thou shalt steal from the poor and give to the rich.
7) Thou shalt get them out for the lads.
8) Thou shalt evicerate the proletariate.
9) Thou shalt kill members of all other faths.
10) Thou shalt play cricket."
by Rowan Williams October 30, 2007
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Campbell Collegiate

A High School in Regina, Saskatchewan. Containing the grades 9 through 12. It offers the International Baccalaureate (IB) programme, as well as French Immersion. It is the largest high school in Regina, containing approx. 1400 students. The mascot is a "tartan", which is a pattern on a quilt. The school has it's own registered tartan. They are part of the RHSAA (regina high school athletics association) and the SHSAA (saskatchewan high school athletics association). It is located in the southern end of the city.
Joe: "Hey where are the Tartans from?"
Joey: "They are from the high school Campbell Collegiate, in Regina!"
by boom ba doom de boom October 23, 2011
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Woodstock Collegiate Institute

Very cliquey. Very small. Very annoying teachers. Some very BAD teachers, theatre based, pretty talented musical theatre kids, that focus more on theatre than their grades. Some great people at this school. A common place to catch WCI students is union burger, the library parking lot, and coffee culture.
Woodstock Collegiate Institute is a mediocre school
by the virgin mary 82 July 4, 2018
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