Dodging the coat hanger 

Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.

Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?

Dodging the coat hanger by StompinBoots June 18, 2009

the coat hanger

when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick

"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore

the coat hanger by freerlikesmen May 8, 2011

Up Baby Creek without a Coat Hanger 

Being pregnant.

After having unprotected sex, Gail was up baby creek without a coat hanger.

Up Baby Creek without a Coat Hanger by Doc Bliss July 7, 2016

rusty coat hanger 

an extreme insult basically telling the person that their existence is completely meaningless and should have ended before it started in the form of home abortion with the assistance of a rusty coat hanger.

Man, your mom should have rusty coat hangered your ass!

rusty coat hanger by faulkyoutoo March 7, 2005

the coat hanger kids 

the coat hanger kids was a Canadian TV show that was aired during the early 1990's.

marketed as a kid's show. it's main goal was to further explain the sanctity of life as of means of giving alternatives to performing abortion during pregnancy.

as explained in the pilot episode the "said" kid's where aborted children that rose from the un-born dead to speak out against abortion with the teachings of Jesus Christ.

boyfriend: you know this could really cramp our college style?

girlfriend: well i don't know, what would my parents think?

the coat hanger kids: no wait let us explain why you shouldn't give up on our brothers and sister's!

the coat hanger kids by raskowski February 20, 2009

Mexican Coat hanger 

When you cannot get an abortion in America so you travel into Mexico and get brutally fisted by three Mexicans

My period is late, looks like I'm due a Mexican Coat Hanger

Mexican Coat hanger by PurpleAkii June 24, 2022

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion 

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum

I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.

Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010