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Cocktoberfest

A Festival In youn males before No Nut November Where they ejaculate all night long to be ready to wait a month without ejaculation
Me and the boys were busy celebrating Cocktoberfest instead of trick-or-treating
by The Mysticman November 3, 2021
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Clockwerk

The final boss in Sly Cooper and the Thievius Raccoonus. He kind of reminds me of Andross.
blah blah blah I'm a better thief than you blah blah
by Amelia Q November 14, 2004
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clock tower

an ugly person who looks like a mix between Paul Bearer, Missy Elliot, and Shrek
turn up "get your freak on" and get a look at this fuckin clock tower
by Harry Peritesties April 23, 2006
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cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...
Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!
by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017
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SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER

SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVERSORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER
this was a term used to announce to a group of people that an event, that occurs within the month of October, has ending. a great uprising will follow suit
"A pinch and punch, for the first of the month!"

"Oh yeah! thanks for reminding me i havent announced yet, SORRY SLUTS!!▦ ▯▯▯▯ COCKTOBER▯▯IS OVER"
by weedmaster824 October 21, 2023
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