1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot double

verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009

Douche Claymore

Somthing that you place on the ground (in a place that you know a douche is gonna walk)

Joe: Hey i watch this, i planted a douche claymore right over there where trevor is about to walk
Bob:Dude realy?
Joe: yeah DOUCHE!!!! (as trevor walks over the spot where joe planted the claymore)

by Douche_Snyper October 20, 2009

Vietnamise Claymore

When you pull back someone's underwear, poo in them and release the underwear; snapping it back into place.

"Ash has annoyedme off today, I'm going to do a Vietnamise Claymore when he isn't looking"

by vietnamweaponsexpert December 20, 2019

russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

Golden Claymore

To urinate into a Dyson Airblade hand dryer resulting in the next unfortunate person to be scatter gunned with piss upon activation.

Got so bored at the wedding that I decided to plant a golden claymore in the bathroom. The grooms father wasn’t happy.

by WRJash June 30, 2023

claymores

similar to grenades(ugly fat chicks) or land mines(skinny ugly chicks). these girls are cute from behind but once they turn around or you get to close them you notice there ugly and its too late.

She had a nice ass.. but when she turn around i couldn't say the same for her face..damn claymores got me again

by alejandro bueno August 23, 2010