Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea

“Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning”

by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022

African chocolate bar

When a black girl shits on your chest and proceeds to eat it off.

Shanquira gave me an African Chocolate Bar last night and I don't think I'll recover.

by Nigga 5 July 26, 2024

Glazed chocolate bar

When your girl has to make a boo boo but you pack it and cum on the turd and it comes out super shiny like a glazed donut

I gave her a glazed chocolate bar last night and her turd hit the bed

by Yanmar1994 October 1, 2020

grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma July 11, 2014

Chocolate Lemon Bar

When two black men engage in sexual intercourse with a woman of Asian descent simultaneously.

Yo! I got no sleep last night! Rashad and Jerome had my neighbor Miss Kim screamin' in a Chocolate Lemon Bar.

by RedCap925 May 6, 2025

Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023