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Chewing the carpet

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet
by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016
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chewing- soup

"Hey mom? After I ate your soup my butthole is closed now. What was that?"
"It was chewing- soup my deer"
"Ah ty mom. It was delicious"
by AlphBro April 25, 2023
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chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."
by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023
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chewing gum

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008
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chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.
Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!
by Blazeracer June 21, 2008
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chewing the invisbile gum

When someone is so wired from crank/crack/meth/diet pills or any other form of speed that they move their mouths as if they were chewing gum, but there is nothing in their mouth. This action is usually accompanied with darting eyes and extreme paranoia.
Johnny was so tweaked that he just sat in his bedroom looking out the blinds and chewing the invisbile gum He has been up for three days and thinks the cops are after him.
by whiteandnerdy October 4, 2007
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Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.
"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"
by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010
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