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Cheesus Juice

Beverage consumed in copious amounts by Explorer Reid Stowe's Mission Control which induces blind devotion to the point of fanaticism.
Racing Wag drank too many Free $10 vodka and Cheesus juices at the 822 day party and void hoed sardine pizza in the backseat of the taxi on the way home.

Drunk on Cheesus Juice Bangotinis, Somewhat Salty angel massaged himself.
by RudeAnn Wacky August 21, 2009
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cheesus jesus

the lord's lord.
WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!
by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011
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Cheesus Crust

The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
Kiss my (_|_) bitches, Cheesus Crust is Coming!!!
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
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Cheesus Christ

The messiah formed from cheese.
Cheesus Christ! I just stubbed my toe!
by Boogiman February 17, 2009
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Cheesus Crust

Come on he is the son of Glob. He dried on the cross for our sins.
Cheesus Crust! That scared the shite out of me.
by Max. Layton August 19, 2008
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Cheesus Christ

A God at Gaming, simply put it; He is the God of Cheese and a God at Gaming.
Bill: Have you heard of Cheesus Christ?
Carl: lmfao what?
Bill: Cheesus Christ, The God of Cheese.
Carl: Nigga you gay
by Cheesus.Christ April 27, 2019
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Cheesus Crust

Less blasphemous than saying Jesus Christ, or an atheist way of saying Jesus Christ
Cheesus Crust!! I just stubbed my toe!
by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004
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