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celestial dick

A dick of the heavens, godly dick, superior to unicorn dick, a dick of not this world!
Girl, this guy was the best I ever had, he had celestial dick!
by Thecdone February 26, 2019
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Celestial Rizz

Rizz, “Celestial”, term used to describe maximized Rizz. Rizz which never fails. Celestial Rizz, is associating with unfailing game.

Celestial Rizz, the ability to pull any Girl under the stars; Rizz associated with A God Level attractive man, typically Strong and beautiful, also wholesome.
Peter has Celestial Rizz, he can get any Girl on a whim! He doesn’t even have to flex to look like an Alpha.
by Heisenberg of Ohio January 19, 2023
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celestial care unit

When you die after being in the hospital.
Mr Jones was transferred today to the celestial care unit.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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Celestial roblox

A YouTuber with an under thirteen fanbase. Has over 100k subscribers (as of right now) on YouTube. His Discord server is flooded with underage kids that I have to deal with and it's annoying sometimes.
Altudity: You hear about the Celestial Roblox discord server? Some dude got banned for no reason and people are harassing the mod for it.

Mr Hugs: Oh yea, that was Fedis, right?
by Altudity December 26, 2020
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Celestial_thunderbolt

Also see Fascist_tyrant and/or feudal_juggernaut and/or road_warrior_davy

In the year 1999 Yahoo! chat was revolutionized by a man known by many names; Taran, Ba'al, Aiden, Cyril, many more, and foremost, Davy. Through the golden age of Yahoo! (1999-2001) through the fall of the Metal:1 empire (late 2003) "Davy" or "Thundersteel Von Battletrance" oppressed the peoples of Yahoo! Metal rooms 1-4 with an iron fist. Using ingenius stealth name tactics in his early operations to scout attack and loot a room of up to 40 regs (sometimes with no more than 3 Loyalists), Davy's regime grew in power until expansionism forces held territories in Black Metal/Abusing Females:1, Music chat, Punk chat, The Guitar room network and Jewish Teens:1. The end came when the 3rd wave of Indian fat women launched an allied advance on Metal:1 (previously thought untouchable) with the support of Metal Daze, Metal Teers, Wicked Clownz, various other barbarian outlanders, and the native Metal:1 peasant class uprising. The Regime had exiled these forces seperately before but together the sheer mass of low quality numbers could not be held off even by the most dominant empire in Yahoo! chat history. The stronghold was lost. The dreams of many shattered.
The Aftermath.
With Metal:1 (the Rome of the Davyan Empire) in ruins, outside territories took advtantage of the comminication blockade and rebelled against the high warrior castes. A bounty on his head and no kingdom left to rule, Road_Warrior_Davy looked to new ally Real_men_have_action_mullets for refuge in his small but concentrated and loyal kingdom, Punk 'n ska 'n thrash:1. Like all things, the Kingdom of Punk room 1 did not last as a bug in yahoo directed "n00bs" into the room locking out its own ruling order. A prison camp-like outpost, Punk 'n Ska 'n thrash:2 was occupied and remains the stronghold of Davy and Cid to this day (January 2005). Plans to re-occupy both Punk room 1 and Metal room 1 have been rumored as of late but with the "n00b" bug still around the future for one of the greatest heros in Yahoo! lore is uncertain.
by enforcer8 January 9, 2005
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celestial dirt nap

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
by Aribeth April 14, 2005
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celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".
Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.
by CerridwenStorms May 29, 2006
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