celestial dick

A dick of the heavens, godly dick, superior to unicorn dick, a dick of not this world!

Girl, this guy was the best I ever had, he had celestial dick!

by Thecdone February 26, 2019

The Celestial City

Another name for Birmingham (UK), typical of the self-deprecating humour of that city.

"Will we have to go through the Celestial City?"
"There's nothing wrong with Brum, mate!"

by Mister Cakes May 01, 2010

Celestial roblox

A YouTuber with an under thirteen fanbase. Has over 100k subscribers (as of right now) on YouTube. His Discord server is flooded with underage kids that I have to deal with and it's annoying sometimes.

Altudity: You hear about the Celestial Roblox discord server? Some dude got banned for no reason and people are harassing the mod for it.

Mr Hugs: Oh yea, that was Fedis, right?

by Altudity December 26, 2020

celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".

Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.

by CerridwenStorms May 16, 2006

Celestial Jezebel

suh-les-chuhl jez-uh-bel, -buhl
-Noun

A woman who can easily manipulate others without being noticed, is sumptuous in appearance, and is an expert gambler. She is enterprising & determined to succeed.

Simply put...the most amazing woman you will ever meet.

Lady Gaga is the perfect example of a Celestial Jezebel.

by WickedTreasure May 26, 2009

Celestial centerstone

The very solid foundation of all of your highest hopes, dreams, and happiness. In the most of sensitive ways.

She is my souls, Celestial centerstone.

by Titus dyfilid February 14, 2019

Celestial Hump Fuck

A username commonly used on PC games to kill and own noobs on while making them think...

Ali "Who the Fuck is this guy? LOL"

Riley "I have no idea, but I'm embarrassed he's beating us but his username 'Celestial Hump Fuck' is so fucking epic man!."

by Celestial Hump Fuck January 20, 2013