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cunt carnival 

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.
I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.
cunt carnival by alf April 3, 2005

Penis Carnival

In with a large group of guys.
A group of males doing wierd things to each other.
The Basketball game was such a penis Carnival no girls at all.

Penis Carnival dude time to mess you up.
Penis Carnival by Juan A October 14, 2008

carnival barking clown 

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.
@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

Carnival Face 

Someone who has a very disfigured face, is very unattractive, and looks like they give out goldfish if you throw a ball into a glass. Or if they work at McDonald's.
"Hey Carl, I was fucking this chick doggystyle, and she turned around, and WOAH, carnival face."
Carnival Face by A Lanz March 31, 2009

Carnivale 

HBO drama set during the Great Depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern US. Also focuses on a demonic preacher in California. with whom one carnie will eventually meet in the final battle of good v. evil. Five-stars for intelligent storyline, cinematography and creepitude.
I watch Carnivale every week because I'm ever so special.
Carnivale by CPatch January 31, 2005

Carnival 

To insert ones ballsack in the butthole of a juggelete
I carnivaled this chick yesterday