Cauli-dick

The end your dick looks like a cauliflower...from so many STDs.

Dude..you got "cauli-dick"!
I know...she was a dirty girl.

by Alfay July 22, 2009

red cauliflower

rectal collapse caused by repeated abuse of the rectum from cock or other phallic devices, resulting in an abundance of tissue resembling a red cauliflower

the dirty whore's arse fell out...red cauliflower

by Chris and Stan September 23, 2004

Caulifart

The invariable odor that comes from the anus after consuming raw vegetables, specifically the odd smell of cauliflower byproducts during the digestive process.

My wife started this new diet of eating raw cauliflower and treated me to a caulifart fueled dutch oven later in bed.

by Da Boxman September 26, 2011

cauliflowigender

A gender who is neither male nor female but sexually identifies as cauliflower. they have the ability to grow tentacles and beecum a brockilee .They tyipically get triggered when forced to eat vegetals and preffer to eat phil sfift xxxl mega peepee as an alternate

i is a cauliflowigender. give me a phiil swfif mega peeppee or i will tentacle attac

by gendr mastr .com February 21, 2018

Chuliaphobia

The fear that somewhere somehow that Julia is becoming chulia and is getting her drinking games out

Ah shit she's becoming a chulia again.
*Person with chuliaphobia screaming*

by Party stranger June 14, 2020

Bitch Cauliflower

A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.

Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂

by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020

Boy who eats cauliflower

A boy who eats copious amounts of cauliflower. typically feels no shame in their actions

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel zero shame, i love it, especially dipped in ranch.”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021