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Burnt Face Man

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
by grubbly plank October 11, 2007
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BRRRT

To BRRRT is the action and the sound that a pissed off A-10 Warthog makes in lots of occasions. You can usually hear it in warzones, during democracy spreadings in the Middle East and warzones where USAF is involved. The length of the burst (aka BRRRT) depends on how much the A-10 is pissed.
"Our Warthog BRRRT that muslim not democrat scum, hooray for the bald eagle."
by Juiceburner July 25, 2019
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BURNT TURD

CHIX THAT TAN SO MUCH THEIR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LEATHER BAG OR A BURNT TURD
HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011
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Hannibal Burress

The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.
You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!
by Burning Urine December 22, 2013
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burntyobiskit

means to embarass someone or to publicly humiliate.
I burntyobiskit ashley harris, when i told everyone that you give oral.
by paul watson February 25, 2009
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burnt fence

The appearance of teeth that have not been taken care of for a long, long time.
"Your boss has teeth like a burnt fence"
by MeesterEd February 8, 2018
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Aaron Burr

Cool dude, not his fault. It was all Hamilton's fault. First off, Burr aimed for his arm. 2nd, Hamilton installed hair triggers, its almost like he wanted Burr to shoot him. Burr was a feminist, hated slavery for moral, not economical reasons. He was ok.
Dude 1: Dude, Aaron Burr sucks, he shot Hamilton.
Dude 2: He didn't mean to, it wasn't his fault, Hamilton sucked anyway.
Dude 1 + All Hamilton fans: *cries*
by aaronburrsucks November 25, 2020
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