This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011
Get the Ass-burgers Syndrome mug.a person that goes into people's asses and digs out all the shit so they can eat it or sell it on ebay
donald ballato is such an ass burgler, i saw him with a piece of my shit and he said he was getting $400 for it on ebay
by markey doyle cullen May 15, 2003
Get the ass burgler mug.A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.
Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??
Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?
Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!
Nurse Bronski: Very funny!
Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!
by CryingTaco69 December 5, 2020
Get the Ass burgers mug.by ARACNAPHOD November 9, 2011
Get the Ass Burgers mug.A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.
Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!
Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*
by roscooooe March 31, 2011
Get the ass burgers mug.by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017
Get the Ass Burgers mug.Ass-Burger is when you take a hamburgers paddy and slide it in your friends "Buns". A Krystal Ass-Burger is the same thing except they the friend is named Krystal or Crystal depending on the spelling and if you want to go extreme you can get a Krystal burger paddy and slide that in their "Buns".
You: Broooooo, last night I preformed Krystal Ass-Burgers. It really added to the flavor of the paddy.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
Friend: Man you lucky she let you do that.
by @Tex February 3, 2019
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