Mijunges Bungus Fungus

A very contagous fungus which is transmitted by having a Bungus explore your anus. Called Mijunges because it was discovered by Gay Mijunges. See bungus

Damn, that nigga got Mijunges Bungus Fungus out is hizzow, Damn

by Meow Mix December 27, 2003

mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus

it's a real word, fuck you

"mungus bung bungus mung mungus gungus gungus" - Normal man
"shut the fuck up" - probably you

by the daily testicle September 15, 2021

Fungus up Your Bungus

What is irritating that person that they are so annoying you don't want to be around them.

The other way to define it is "What's crawling up your ass!"

Hey man, is there a fungus up your bungus today?

by JillsCrazyPlace February 3, 2010

Bungus

The outcome of not wiping or washing for 1 - 4 Weeks (4 Weeks for best results) , then rolling up your anus crust and smoking it.

A drug composed of dried human feces.

Shit man, I blacked out after doing so much damn bungus!

by 1605 March 5, 2016

bungus

The spot between your balls and your ungus.

While shaving my nether regions, I slipped with the razor and cut my bungus severely. Now I can't sit down comfortably.

by JD & MK February 15, 2007

bunguin

A Bunguin is a hybrid of a penguin and a bunny rabbit, they are extremely rare and there are only two known to be living in the wild.

Dr Katharine Longman discovered the Bunguins on a routine science trip to skandinavia in the early part of the last century, they were at first numerous but their fur became very desirable and their numbers quickly whittled.

by Fraser Bayes February 3, 2007

bungus

A crusty, sticky, smelly, week-old piece of poop that is either lodged in ones bunghole or stuck in ones chonies and is currently rotting away in the bottom of your hamper.

A contraction of the words Butt/Bunghole + Fungus = Bungus

"I think you have some Bungus on your face, Todd"

"Hey man, can you give me a hand...errr...a finger, with this bungus? It's a real fighter!"

"Yup, I can wear these boxers again, they only have a bit of bungus on them....and...it's pretty fresh anyways."

by The Hunter May 28, 2004