BallSack Factor
The BallSack Factor is calculated by the difference in the height of your balls divided by the length of your lowest hanging ball. The difference of the balls is measured from the center point of the upper and lower ball. The length is determined by measuring the distance between the base of the ball sack to the lowest point of the ball sack.
BSF = Δballsack / ℓ ballsack
How is your BSF doing? Are you hitting double digits yet?
Almost! My BSF was around 9.7 this morning, what about yours?
No way bro! My BSF was only 0.5 :(
BSF, acronym. Short for Bud Softball Fan. That guy a woman says is her best friend for making her a softball star, when everyone knows she's ready for some hardball!
It's like Neo, from the matrix always said, "If you call me big papa, and I call you Madame I mean My Dame, I mean Ma Damn! there better not be any BSF laying claim John Wick Zaddy cred... Because I want you in the big leagues, your royal majesty"