brown-town

A town, city or sprawling metropolis where the inhabitants happen to be mostly black. Crime, poverty and incest run rampant.

1. Shit, stay the fuck out of Chicago, that's a brown-town!
2. The MTV music awards just cater for brown-town these days
3. Groom: "I was thinking Wanganui, New Zealand for our honeymoon my love?"
Wife: "I want a divorce! That's brown-town!"

by TGR Online October 1, 2009

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Brown Town Alley

When you're having sex, and you go back and forth from the asshole to the vagina.

"Me and my girl friend love doing Brown Town Alley. Strangely, I enjoy it more than she does."

by Big Geno June 14, 2006

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Brown Town Popsicle (BTP)

When a person discreetly inserts his/her middle finger in their anus, then he/she purposefully inserts said finger into another unsuspecting persons mouth.

I witnessed two individuals engaged in a heated argument when one of them quickly and unexpectedly served the other individual a Brown Town Popsicle (BTP).

by RDL..3..2..1... October 18, 2018

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Brown Town Eskimo

The act of initiating intercourse (vaginally, anally, or otherwise) with an object that was made in the following fashion:

1. Deficating into a condom (preferably unused).
2. Freezing the condom with its contents.
3. After frozen, remove condom.
4. Commence intercourse with frozen, phallic-shaped object.

"I am going to give you a brown town eskimo."

"My girlfriend BTE'd me in my sleep last night."

by BTEd November 26, 2012

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Brown Town Pummel

The same sexual acts described in the Hummel Pummel, but instead of reaching into a vagina and yanking the contents out, the one "pummeling" goes elbow deep into the anus and yanks out the contents.

"We felt like switching it up in the sack last night, so she let me give her the Brown Town Pummel"

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009