The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.
Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.
Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009
Get the Dorito breath mug.When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath
by cambronshinn December 1, 2010
Get the Gar-lick Breath mug.Used to describe non-spicy foods and sauces, especially when someone has previously claimed it to be spicy.
Guy 1: Damn bro, these wings are spicy as hell!
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
Guy 2: Nah dude, this shit is puppy breath.
"My buddy claimed the salsa he made was extremely hot, but after some scoops... puppy breath."
by doozythedoctor September 23, 2020
Get the puppy breath mug.A humblebrag but instead of the intent being to brag, the intent is to increase the humility or humbleness of the story.
This term was coined by Brady Haran who also coined the term Freebooting on his podcast, Hello Internet.
This term was coined by Brady Haran who also coined the term Freebooting on his podcast, Hello Internet.
Person #1: I was hanging out with the greatest man in the world of Computer science, and when I went to the bathroom I found a huge streak of toothpaste on my face!
Person #2: Not sure if that was a humblebrag or a braghumble
Person #2: Not sure if that was a humblebrag or a braghumble
by Mana_1881 September 15, 2018
Get the Braghumble mug.Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!
Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?
Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?
by blake January 27, 2004
Get the boner breath mug.An extraordinary way to say ‘i love you’ or ‘i love you too’. It might be confusing at first but it is sometimes used by people who cringes at the phrase ‘i love you’. Or they just want to be unique. It is also used in a movie about a couple.
by Anonymous Loving Creature April 3, 2019
Get the I can’t breathe mug."Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."
by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014
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